Meme Coin Merch Baby Jersey Bodysuit – "My Retirement Fund Is A Meme Coin" Edition
Black / 12M
$17.99 USD
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Meme Coin Merch Baby Jersey Bodysuit – "My Retirement Fund Is A Meme Coin" Edition
$17.99 USD
Kickstart your little degen's portfolio with this ultra-cute bodysuit – boldly declaring "MY RETIREMENT FUND IS A MEME COIN" across the front. Perfect for playdates, family photos, or your next crypto meetup – watch the laughs roll in while subtly onboarding the next generation to moonshots and God candles.
Extra-soft and gentle on the baby's' skin, yet tough enough for tummy time pumps and crawl-to-lambo training sessions. Quick changes for when volatility hits (diaper dips happen).
Why degen parents are stacking these for their future whales:
- Butter-soft premium cotton – 100% combed ring-spun, 5 oz/yd² (170 g/m²) for all-day coziness
- Practical baby design – Lap shoulders and envelope neckline for easy over-head pulls, three-snap closure for lightning-fast swaps
- Snug regular fit – Moves with active mini-traders
Peak degen parenting unlocked – this one's pure gold for group chats and baby showers.